are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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