Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
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I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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