Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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