Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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