dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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