I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
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