So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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