No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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