I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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