He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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