i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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