Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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