i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
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Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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