Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just pynch a tree in the face
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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