I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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