i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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