Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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