Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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