Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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