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If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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