What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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