butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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