the day after is always just damage control
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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