i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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