Is it normal to miss your booty call?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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