Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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