Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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