i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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