the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
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