Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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