did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
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i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
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Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
‪Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best. ‬
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