She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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