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  it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"

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  I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.

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  don't worry... so do I

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out

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  seek help.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission

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• (559): View more from California

  Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...

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  I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?

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