My nipple is on Facebook.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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