this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I think this conversation is over.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems