Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.