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  so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?

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  I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs

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  We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.

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• (585): View more from New York

  So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.

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  If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing

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• (760): View more from California

  I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.

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