The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
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You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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