weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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