ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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