Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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