question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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