I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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