..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
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Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
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Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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