Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
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I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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