the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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