I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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