No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
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