He is an equal opportunity slut.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
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The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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