forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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