i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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