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• (248): View more from Michigan

  It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now

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  I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!

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  I am absolutely hammered

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.

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  Good thing spelling doesn't count.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.

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• (760): View more from California

  My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?

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• (305): View more from Florida

  i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot

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  lets call myth busters

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• (716): View more from New York

  your facebook page is a work of drunk art.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.

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