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I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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