she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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