I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Did I show you my penis last night?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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