That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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