You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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