i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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