I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
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They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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