My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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