So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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