Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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